You never heard of public indecency in front of a child? [Wash challenged back with an arch look that pretty much said it all. It wasn't that Wash was a virgin, he just was picky. And obscenely private. Because in his mind, if anyone knew about his relationship with Tucker, that would paint a giant target on the man's back. Their enemies would use him against Washington and visa versa.]

It's...organge-ish, brown. Look, Tucker, just because I have no interest in basket ball doesn't mean I've never seen one. Sure, things like grifball is way more of a thing back home but give me some credit. I did serve in the military, you know. [Unfortunately for Wash, he had the sinking feeling he was going to become way more exposed to the sport because he knew Junior was on a team and that it was no doubt a major thing between him and his father. Which mean, he would have to suffer through it with as much grace as he could manage for Tucker's sake.]

I thought I'd start him off easy? He's still a kid after all. [Soooooo much pressure. He has no fucking clue what he's going to say, he just can't man up and admit he has no CLUE what to do with a kid. It wasn't like he had a lot of experience with them, much less with alien-human hybrids!]